Ben. Girl-on-girl porn?! I’m so sorry to barge in on your Valentine’s, but What’s the deal? MNCA: Why won't I be married when I'm 40? Ross: Then talk to him! (Ross hands her one) Thank you! Ross, Rachel, Chandler, Joey, and Monica are in the waiting room, waiting for Carol and Susan to arrive.] I can’t stop thinking about her! As Carol goes into labor; Ross and Susan argue, Rachel flirts with Carol's doctor, and Joey assists a pregnant single mother. Hi! [Scene: The broom closet. No no, you don't have to fly back, really. [picture comes back]. Weeeiiirrrddd….]. I’m, um, supposed to pick you up! I am trying to get a person out of my body here, and you're not making it any easier. I know! I’ll be right out. Now they're yelling at you and you don't know why, you cry and you cry and you cry. It was. Rachel only has eyes for the unmarried obstetrician. [turns around, makes an 'Oh my God' gesture with his eyes], [Scene: Joey and Lydia in the hospital room. They couldn't hit a boat if...wait. Monica and Chandler are sitting on the couch still ), Chandler: Worst porn ever! You’re a JOEY: [panicked] Water breaking, what do you mean? I'm... oh! We never landed on Jordie. Uh, Rachel wanted to see this tape! Shoot! I want a lot of things! This is Ben. [Scene: Monica and Chandler’s. SUSAN: They're every four minutes and last 55 seconds. How’s my favorite dog? [They both leave just as Rachel enters the room, holding a cup.]. Chandler: Oh, great. Something exploded! Shoot! That’s not Joey: Get the ball, ready? And you know what the funny thing is? Go ahead. Carol is holding the infant.]. reading on the couch as Ross enters.]. Transcribed by: Dan Gottleib, [Scene: Central Perk. Do you need the phone? So here you go—the beginning of the greatest story ever told. Phoebe: (knocking and entering) Hey. talking.]. They suck, alright? like. Rachel is getting a cup of coffee as Joey and Phoebe enter and sit down.] It’s here. (Music starts playing…yes…you know what kind of music…). lied to her about Rachel moving in with me. Chandler is sitting on the couch staring at the [Scene: Carol's room. Rachel: Ross, we actually watched the documentary together. Joey Tribbiani without a date Would you stop? Now, you can only keep him until he cheers you up. Chandler: Oh, and we should warn you, before you watch it: don’t watch it. Mona: Change of plans, I made you a special Valentine’s dinner! FRNZ: I'm sorry, I can't tell the baby to wait for them. There's Mother's Day, there's Father's Day, there's no... Lesbian Lover Day. LYDIA: Hey, Knick fan, am I interested in your views on fatherhood? (picks up Everyone knows who you are. He is supposed to be here. You... waah! [They look up towards the vent and wave at Phoebe. And here's this little baby who has like three whole parents who care about it so much that they're fighting over who gets to love it the most. Ross is getting coffee as Joey comes from…God knows where! You're threatened by me. Monica: That’s better. He might be fine with it. MOST POPULAR. A dog! It’s like, ‘Yeah, why don’t you have your Look, look! Ross: Come on, I’m your older brother, ask me! JOEY: Ew! It's like uh...Well, for instance, what do you do? CHAN: Yes, Joey's made arrangements to have his baby in a movie from the 50's. FRNZ: No, it's hard enough to get women to go out with me. Joey is helping her deliver.]. is this? Get the ball, get the ball! Calm down, will you? friends.’. work! So, how was your week? Oh shoot! a baby or...well…a puppy…it’s hard to explain. What have you got going tonight? Monica: Chandler, if you thought I was going to get you porn for Valentine’s ROSS: No no no. I mean, she’s been so this alone! How’s my favorite dog, huh? I’m going to get in my sweats, and CHAN: [to nurse] Let me ask you, do you have to be Carol's lesbian life partner? Pheebs, I broke the dog! but, um… what are you doing? the remote control, frantically. Joey: Yeah, sure. (Chandler crawls over to Monica and they move in to kiss, but they can’t do it and When Ross' ex-wife Carol is rushed to the hospital to have their baby, all the friends come along, but prove less than helpful. Joey: I do! Did you know that something really boring happened to someone really ugly in the Chandler: I thought…maybe…you got me porn for Valentine’s Day. He's uh, he's in a whole other place. It's Ross & Monica's parents' 35th wedding anniversary, and Monica is very excited to be giving the speech at this year's celebration. SUSAN: The woman I love is having a baby today. Joey: Still, that really sucks, man. reminds me of a very specific part of the tape. Chandler: How long it took to go back in the water? Now, you’re going to make yourself watch the whole thing. Rachel move in with me. Yes I do. Nothing. Transcript of. I'll be right back. Now engaged to be married, Anna meets … Not that kind of fun. you're nine months pregnant. Wait. (walks towards the door until…), (Ross just stands in the doorway, for like a minute…Ahh! And you cry and you cry and you cry... [A woman passes by, carrying newborn twins.]. LYDIA: Joey Tribbiani. supportive. I’ll do…anything to Phoebe: It’s a video of my friend giving birth. Phoebe: Taffy, really? Hi, guys. Ross has used a broom to open the air vent in the ceiling. Yarn is the best way to find video clips by quote. show you something in the bathroom. My god, you guys, I don't believe you. Actually, the baby started kicking! Up ‘til now, the worst thing I ever saw, was Well, I see LYDIA: Oh, shut up. SUSAN: No, I'm getting it. MNCA: Ok, hypothetically, why won't I be married when I'm 40? Find birth videos here that are showing mothers having positive and inspiring natural births in homes, birthing centers and hospitals. Cut to Joey, watching the Knicks/Celtics game on television.]. Here he comes. are! Let's get that ball and really move, hey, hey, ho, ho. No, he's gone. Monica becomes despondent, believing she'll never have a child; Chandler attempts to comfort her and tells her that, if they're both still single when they're 40, they could have a child together. This format is not only more personal, but more engaging too. [He leaves, but then returns a moment later.]. [Everyone is amused by Chandler's comment. Phoebe is playing a song. Laughter helps the birthing process, and if you happen to get a laugh with your one-liner delivered at the right moment, it’ll be worth it. Those Instead of responding with an email, read from an easy to follow video script to send to your clients/potential clients. A lot. (picks up the ball) ], [Scene: Joey is helping Lydia go through labor, a nurse is now present in her room as well.]. There are children coming into the world in this very building and your negative fighting noises are not the first thing they should be hearing. (exits). Is there anything I can do for you? Rachel: It’s good. on the way, and the rest of your saltwater taffy! I borrowed him from my friend Wendy. pregnant. We just passed by it during the whole Jessy, Cody, Dylan fiasco. I go away for a few days, and come back, and my ROSS: She's not here yet. Monica: Okay, well, we have to get past this! eat this in bed! CHAN: And sometimes, I'll want you to steal third, and I'll go like this. RACH: Yeah, well, it's an important day. closes the drapes! PHOE: Oh, look, twins. What happened to him? I really miss her. But, uh…it can’t happen. CAROL: Ben. Yeah, she’s been This was the happiest dog in the world, isn’t going to happen. I can’t make it all the way through the Olympics!!! What are—hi! NURSE: [to Joey] Breathe, breathe, breathe. No, I'm not alone. Might as well be honest with you—we love her. Just something I want to get Phoebe’s opinion on for I hope I stop talking like this before my marketing meeting, yes I do. CAROL: All right, that's it. Push! Phoebe: He’s miserable! Joey is sitting at the counter eating SUSAN: It's gonna be ok, just remember, we're doing this for Jordie. This parachute is a knapsack! Ben, this is everybody. Rachel: Well, now, wait. Rachel: I’m not here! seawater, when in fact—. Ross: I don’t know, she seemed to think it was such a crazy idea! (they hug) So, how was Atlantic City? (Joey pretends to throw it, Wait a minute. I'm your Aunt Monica. Yes, ok. They're at the nurses' station. stuff, and then, just when she thinks I’m the best boyfriend in the world, then CHAN: Somebody wanna help me, tryin' to rip out my heart. The Wha..aa? Voila! Children are Learning at Birth video script: Children are learning at birth – and even before. Ross: Hey! (to the waitress handing her a cup of coffee) Oh, thank you. (ACTIVATE ENGLISH SUBTITLES) On the 14th of June 2019, 12 days pass due date, I gave birth to our son Nikola. Joey is still depressed that he can't be with Rachel, so Phoebe gets him the happiest dog (called Mozzarella) in the world to cheer him up. And then I Day… (pulls a video out of a basket) you were right! ROSS: I got it! I've been waiting for this just as much as you have. They are set to music and commemorate the entire birth experience. She’s Yes I am. Happy child-birthing has much to do with a healthy viewpoint and if your client expects it to be painful then it probably will be. prepared. I'm fine. Joey: No, no, no, no! Do all this romantic Rachel: Hi! PHOE: I just thought we might be here for awhile. I’ve got my Chinese food Hey, I hope you don’t take this the wrong way, but, FRNZ: I try not to let my work affect my personal life, but it's hard, when you... do what I do. PHOE: Hey, hey, ok, all right, that's it! Videos inspire, teach, give your more confidence and assure you that you can do it too!. she's not here. [Ross and Susan lift Phoebe up into the vent.]. Rachel: (talking with a higher voice, and puckered lips…kind of like you do to Girl trouble? ], Rachel: (thinking) You’re going to have a baby, and you need to be SUSAN: What do you see? So, is she someone from work? are you doing here? Phoebe: Oh! In Sierra Leone, photographer Lynsey Addario met 18-year-old Mamma Sessay, whose harrowing final hours of life show the perils of pregnancy in the developing world Yes, it is in fact a dark vent. Could you just bring it back She's not here. JOEY: Ben, Ben, hey Ben. Rachel: (entering) Hi! After practising medicine for some time and seeing babies delivered, she became inspired to try free-birthing. the one who used to live here. starts to break down), [Scene: Central Perk. Apparently, it’s about a Get your ball! (Mona Chandler, mistaking the tape for porn, watches it and is horrified after watching it with Monica, which kills the mood for Valentine's Day. Or something to [Scene: Ross, Susan, and Carol in the hospital room. tape on the coffee table with his eyes huge and his mouth wide open. Phoebe: So, how does Mona feel about you and Rachel living together? Just use your imagination!) And I could never do that to the guy, because we’re really (exits to her room). I. My God, what have I done to you, huh? But we CAROL: Ow, ow, ow, ow, leg cramp, leg cramp, leg cramp. Phoebe: Will you excuse us, we need to talk for a moment. (to Joey) Did you give him a beer? JOEY: The Celtics? at home. Season 2 201 - The One With Ross' New Girlfriend Rachel and Dr. Franzblau are there with her.]. Rachel: (entering) I’m just going to grab the phone. CAROL: Oh, I love them. ], [Scene: The waiting room. Woman on TV: I came to the big city to become a star! I’m going to tell her that my pregnant ex-girlfriend is living with me. Joey: No, I’m not sleeping with your friend Jane again. Come on, Mona, don’t kiss ass. [throws himself over the back of the chair he was sitting in]. Rachel: You know what I’m going to do? [Joey accompanies Lydia to a hospital room. Ross: Well, I’m, uh, going to pick up Mona. Phoebe is wearing a janitor's uniform, ready to go up in the vent.]. boyfriend is living with some woman he got pregnant! For a long time. Do you want to look down my top? SUSAN: No shouting, but we still need a name for this little guy. he’s going to throw up!). All right! Rachel: Ooh! I just meant hypothetically. staring at the screen.]. Phoebe has decided that "fate" has brought her to her new boyfriend, Parker. Each one's like a little party in my uterus. RACH: No, honey, they're not, but don't worry, because we are going to find them, and until we do, we are all here for you, ok? Ross: Oh, no, no, no, I will! What’s going to RACH: Yeah, honey, they wouldn't miss this. And it's not even born yet. Why is that baby torturing that woman?! of relief from the gut-wrenching pain of knowing that that’s never going to happen! ROSS: Kinda like my uncle Ed, covered in Jello. Find everything from funny GIFs, reaction GIFs, unique GIFs and more. Ross: Oh, sorry. It’s beautiful. [pause] I'm sorry, you were fighting. Joey: Okay, uh…sit down. on Valentine’s Day? Ross: Uh…lately, she just likes hanging out here. Oh, my God! Ross: Hey, whatever it is, I am sure it has happened to me. Phoebe: Yeah. Ross and Susan are both coaching Carol.]. JOEY: I'm gonna be in the waitin' room, handing out cigars. Rachel: (thinking) Hmm…maybe it starts with how she gets pregnant. Everyone is there except for Phoebe, Ross, and Susan, who are in the broom closet.]. Hold on. No, I'm not calling him. Chandler: (with his arm all the way under the cushion, moving it around) This (runs to her room to get her I want to be with the woman I And he will cheer you up! Um, has uh Dr. Franzblau been by? can’t do anything about it. Joey: You don’t have to seem so happy about it. FRNZ: I don't know, could be an hour, could be three, but relax, she's doing great. She’s with this other guy. (watching the tape) Ooh, my! Usually, Ross gives a very moving speech and makes everyone cry. [Phoebe has heard them arguing and comes down the hall, taking them into a broom closet.]. This exercise can also be good for bonding, looking forward to the birth together and emphasising that you're a team (remember your rehearsal time and checklist for birth partners too). I'm only 26, I'm not even thinking about babies yet. Ross: Oh, I’m actually on my way to tell her right now. Ross: Wha—? (For writers who’ve already had the baby born) Have a realistic perception on this moment. she, uh, she got me taffy! ], [Scene: The broom closet. Let's get some coffee. This script is a transcript that was painstakingly transcribed using the screenplay and/or viewings of Birth . Y’know, actually the remote and presses a button, and he immediately makes a face that just looks like you guys later. RACH: Oh, god, I can't believe one of us actually has one of these. I know, I’m so sorry for you! ROSS: I'm having a baby in here! LYDIA: So how did you know I was even here? Whoa, whoa whoa whoa, what do you mean, back to Jordie? She is ready to give birth. With Jennifer Aniston, Courteney Cox, Lisa Kudrow, Matt LeBlanc. Mona: I missed you, too! ROSS: All right, I'll see you guys later. Readers. I have been a fan of natural birth videos … give us some privacy? My Chinese food! Monica: No, but I will leave a sweater that smells like me right next to you! Rachel: I accidentally packed these with my stuff. PHOE: (singing) They found their bodies the very next day, they found their bodies the very next...[sees Ross and Susan staring at her] la la la la la la. happen next??!!! (holds up two erm…revealing articles of Joey: Well, it’s complicated. (See PROTECTIVE SHIELD Script) Your shield of protection is there taking care of both you and your child. VIDEOS GALLERIES. [Phoebe goes to leave the room, but the door is locked.]. Listen, Ross is too nice to say anything, but this is his apartment, a pizza.]. (Referring to the So is this her? One, two, three. Ross: I knew it. I got an early day tomorrow. And, there’s more…video will help you to build rapport with potential clients – before even meeting they will get a better idea of who you are and that they can trust you in their birth space. Chandler: Well, let’s just say it’s ironic how footage of someone being LYDIA: Look, look at your man, Ewing. Shoot, or just fall down. Nice shot. Push 'em out, push 'em out, harder, harder. and he spends half a day with you, and look at him! Chandler, Monica, and Ross are there as well.]. We're having a baby, ok, a baby, you don't Joey enters. We have to watch him do yoga in his underwear, but for this he Chandler: Why have I seen this thing three times?! That's good too. Rachel is water, but it’s actually made with, uh, salted fresh water. sit down) Okay, here we go. All right, gimme your foot. Birth Script PDF - 9/1/02 6TH DFT. Why don’t we get rid of the tape don’t know what his real name is, but I call him Mozzarella. I had to get away from all the yelling. Joey: So, between her and me being friends, and her history with Ross, it just Hey, you get to sleep with her, I get the cramps. ROSS: I don't know, but when I spoke to her, she said she had already passed the mucus plug. Here’s your ball! How come you never mentioned Ben before? JOEY: Good luck, and uh, take care, huh? Well, hey, you understand, right? It's Ben... to the rescue! I'm your Aunt Monica. Joey: Hey, so, uh, how’s it going living over at Ross’? You didn’t have to—saltwater taffy?! In 2008, the US cesarean section rate climbed to 31.8%, more than double the rate deemed acceptable by the World Health Organization. I’m going to take her to an amazing Valentine’s dinner. Written by: Dana Klein Borkow I'm, uh, Rachel Green. ... treat, mitigate or cure such conditions. [Scene: Monica and Chandler’s. Angel _____ 3. Currently, there is a "Relaxation for Expecting Mothers" album that offers the tracks listed … (exits). I mean, if you really like her. PHOE: Oh, look, look, he's closing his eyes. ROSS: [to Carol] Where the hell have you been? Monica: Oh, look at those little fingers and toes! Ross: (fakes a laugh) Please start drinking! screaming) Woah! Directed by James Burrows. [Scene: Monica and Chandler’s. [to Susan] This is all your fault. open the champagne, and I’ll be right back. [They all leave but Ross, but they all come back a few seconds later. [The rest of the group come into the picture.]. live, furry playmate. Where does that leave me? Well, there's a lot of things Carol never did before I came along. Rachel: Oh, I’ve got big Valentine’s plans! Carol, how are you doing this? (they do) Um… there’s this woman that I I’ll see I’ve never had any. Sweetie, this is Phoebe’s. Ross: Oh, it was good! As a therapist you can, with the aid of Hypnotic World's Childbirth scripts, help your clients overcome many concerns they may have regarding their pregnancy or the birth experience. Phoebe: If I haven’t said it before: she’s a lucky, lucky lady! "Friends" The One with the Birthing Video (TV Episode 2002) cast and crew credits, including actors, actresses, directors, writers and more. And [Carol sits up in pain, Rachel and Dr. Franzblau casually lay her back down] There you go, dear. Ha. (exits). What is that? remember me by. JANITOR: [to Ross and Susan] Wait! So much! This Childbirth Video Clip collection feature slideshows of childbirth. [holds the candy in front of Ross' face], [Carol's doctor, Dr. Franzblau (FRNZ) arrives.]. Phoebe and Ross are sitting in the living room He listens at the door.]. action in Ross’ apartment). Chandler takes the phone, makes a noise in it resembling static, and hangs up. She has food delivered here? This is interesting. Shoot! JOEY: [to the screen] Shoot! Essentially the Hypnobirthing CD was on constant repeat, and my wife was using that to get back into a deeply relaxed state between surges. MNCA: No fair. CHAN: Mmmm. [Monica sees a woman pass by with a baby, puts the phone to her chest, and starts to cry. ROSS: Let me see, I gotta see, I gotta see. ROSS: What? Ross: Yeah. Ross is afraid that they will get married and raise his kid together, while on some level he still thinks that he'll end up with Rachel. Hi, Rachel! Surprise! I’ve got a surprise for you. JOEY: Wha? MNCA: Joey, what are you gonna do when you have a baby? 90 seconds is a long time not to think about The One With the Birth. I just want to butter her up, first! these show diferent vaginal birth warning this video contains scenes of childbirth ... One Word To Define These: "AWESOME" contentguru 11 Nov 2019 61 107; Share Gallery. Joey is playing fetch with the dog.]. 1. money). Ross: Mm-hmm. Monica: All right, big brother. Monica: (from her bedroom) Okay! [A janitor opens the closet door from the outside. He, and Gunther too, wonder why Joey has to fall in love with Rachel and not one of the other million girls out there. Honey, get the tape. FRNZ: It really was. The One With The Birthing Video. PHOE: [reading the nametag on the uniform] Hi, I'm Ben. Just do it! FRNZ: Hey, how's my favorite parenting team doing? Valentine’s Day. That wouldn’t be awkward at all!’ (she laughs again), Mona: Huh, could you imagine. Right outside this door is a real, SUSAN: You get to be the baby's father. Who am I? CAROL: Well, Jamie was the name of Susan's first girlfriend, so we went back to Jordie. She-she even got the baby a tiny T-shirt that says, ‘Fossils are my Birth Videos. We just talked about stuff. CAROL: I was looking at stuffed animals, and Susan wanted a Chunky. CHAN: Rachel, what is the deal with you and doctors, anyway? at Script City ($) Birth Script PDF at Script Fly ($) Birth Transcript at Script-O-Rama; Note: Multiple links are listed since (a) different versions exist and (b) many scripts posted become unavailable over time. I—. You know, things and pretend it never existed? RACH: What, it's ok when Chandler does it? Look, look, look! (she swallows it, finally) Oh, it’s nice! dog! Monica: Child-birth, it’s a natural thing! Childbirth Video. are you going to—what the mother of crap is up with this stuff? Chandler: Oh, beautiful? What do you see? Phoebe: Hey, buddy. You know what, he couldn't hit water if he was standing on a boat. But it doesn’t matter, because I He is a constantly cheerful, talkative, energetic and enthusiastic person with a wacky personality and a strang… Mona: Joey cracks me up! CHAN: All right. Chandler: Okay. Yeah. Oh, no no no, we're just friends. good friends. love on Valentine’s Day! Well, you’re cute, but NURSE: It's just her water breaking. She's having my baby and (Mona laughs…yes…again! Rachel on the other end has problems with Ross: she has to watch Discovery Channel all day and Ross making problems of leaving a drumstick in the couch. Ross: Anyway… seriously, uh…just…just talk to the guy, okay? SUSAN: You know what your problem is? [Scene: The hospital. ], SUSAN: I got an extra one. CHAN: [to Joey] You are really frightening me. [Scene: The broom closet. RACH: Ok. That's fine. (reading the label) ‘Candy and Cookie?’. might get musical. [pause] Hello? ROSS: Come on, come on. (Phoebe goes into the hall and brings a dog inside!). LYDIA: She's not much of a phone person. SUSAN: Yeah? father’s also Cookie. Mona: You got another ex-wife back there? tell her? Joey: Nothing. [Scene: Out in the hall. It would be like you falling in love with a cat. Chandler: No, the baby’s out! Was, like, your father a doctor? And I want her to love me back! Oh, a head. Tweet Share on Facebook. I broke the Middle Ages? Ross freaks out when Joey tells him that he is in love with Rachel. He's a person. Joey: (looking at the ball the dog brought back) Did I just throw this? What are you doing here? I started thinking about my birth…why I was born in the morning…and my birth script. you’re not too smart! LYDIA: I wasn't by myself. ], [Scene: The delivery room. with her? stop for Chunkys. by Nina (USA) Any scripts on Birthing Anxiety for pregnant moms in labor? [Scene: The waiting room. You're only at nine centimeters. Let me get the father. ROSS: [to Ben] I know, I know. Take the phone. [Scene: Back in the waiting room. Everything they see, do and touch helps them learn and develop. Ross: No, no. Watch Home Birth Videos for every scenario. My son is being born, and I should be in there, you know, instead of stuck in a closet with you. [Scene: Lydia's room. When this day is over, you get to go home with the baby, ok? I hate seeing you like this. Ross has picked up a vacuum and is holding it at the door.]. I'm your roommate's... brother's... ex-wife's obstetrician. [pause] What do you mean, Joey who? love me!! [Scene: Carol's room. I wish I could play with you more, but I’ve got to go to FRNZ: Ice chips, just ice chips. Is there something fundamentally unmarriable about me? (Chandler runs over to the TV, puts the tape in, and sits down to enjoy some Luke _____ 2. 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